If squirrels can knock out power in two cities, can we use them to fight Al-Quaida?

You,sir, are a genius.If squirrels can knock out power in two cities, can we use them to fight Al-Quaida?
I dont have an answer but that is fuckin funny!! Nice topicIf squirrels can knock out power in two cities, can we use them to fight Al-Quaida?
Well we can certainly try
they are considered unconscious objectors now.








Was that good or what?
Who says we're not already using them???
I think you might be onto something with that. Call the Secretary of Defense right away!!
Sure why not! We've got a whole bunch of squirrels running around Washington! Let's pack their butt holes with C-4 and a short fuse, then send em all over there.


They sure as hell ain't doing much back here in the states.
Or THEY could use squirrels against us. Have you thought of that?





Oh, great, now you've given them a better idea than a Toyota pickup filled with explosives.
In WWI they straped exposives to bats with timers on them. The goal of this blackops project was for the bats to fly into Airplane hangars and damage aircraft and equipment. The mission was scrapped after a bunch of the bats escaped. Though they did blow up a German General's car.





I dont see why we cant do the same with squirrels...then again, who says we aren't already?!
U.S. already destroyed all the power plants, hospitals, schools, etc... Jobs already done.
I wonder where we would find a squirrel trainer. Interesting idea.