I just heard squirrels fight on my roof. What do you think they were fighting about?

This time of year is difficult to say, but I found this little scribbled list...............


12 goals before Christmas


1. Light bulbs and wires strung on any roof must be chewed, enough to get someone up on the ladder and check out each and every inch of all 500'.


2. Consume the plastic bird (squirrel)feeders, you replace, repeat!


3. A beautiful pine cone wreath tied up with a bow, hung on the door just so....... is an invitation to call every squirrel in the neighborhood for an extra treat.


4. There's a stash of acorns blocking the rain gutter!


5. For all the times that yippy dog chased us up a tree, we're gonna chase him when he comes out to pee.


6. The wood shingles on the roof taste good.


7. Attic is the new baby nursery.


8. Patio umbrella, nice nesting material-waterproof too.


9. Goldfish fountain is noisy, eat the triple coated electrical cord.


10. Tired of corn. The striped sunflower seed is history!


11.Since you cut down our favorite walnut tree, we invited rats to nest in the old Corvette.


12. If the kid with the BB gun doesn't move out, we are going to gnaw the DSL and Directv wires.I just heard squirrels fight on my roof. What do you think they were fighting about?
they were fighting trying to decide who gets to whoop the cats azz.I just heard squirrels fight on my roof. What do you think they were fighting about?
who burried what and where.





we have a black squirrel in our neighborhood. Just one too. My brother named him Earl and he says Earl is a mafia leader because.....my brother was riding his bike and the squirrel ran at him most likely making a hit. sometimes we see the squirrel fighting with others and we think it's a roughing up between two gangs.
Who took the last nut.
about whos alvin's babys momma.
Who has bigger nuts.
The female is playing her game of hard to get, and the male is taking the bait. after he chases her long enough, she will give him what he wants.
you suuure it was a fight? Have you ever heard cats do it? OMG! try sleeping with some cat amour outside your window in the bushes. *shudders* I was traumatized.
nuts
twinkie nuts
child support?
Which one of them is going to break in and steal your food.
You.
How many nuts Santa has
2 males fighting over a female or just the opposite. 2 females fighting over a male.





OR maybe they are excited, because they heard Sandy Claws are coming soon.
Where to hang their little nut ornaments.
Love or nuts ,is the usual