God hasn't gotten around to it... he is making a sequel to the bible, and you will be in it!!Why does the Bible have talking donkeys but no typing squirrels?
You weren't born yet, of course!Why does the Bible have talking donkeys but no typing squirrels?
The Donkeys talked them out of it.
Because he left out all the good stuff, thats why the books so boring!
Because it's fiction! We know so, because we have our own typing squirrel!
they didn't have typewriters or keyboards back then! Silly squirrel.........
Because the bible is only fiction
Well, talking donkeys is one thing.... but typing squirrels?!
Because the typewriter hadn't been invented yet obviously.
Dont be silly...there were not typewriters then as for takling donkeys..its just a way to fool people...( like the rest of the book) someone had his hand up the donkeys a rse and was being a ventriloquist
Was god a big green ogre? Did he also have a puss in boots in the bible along side the talking donkey?
What?
It was supposed to remain a mystery.. bad squirrel!!!
You're a little out of luck is all, it's just that the Bible was written before the time of the typing squirrels. Computers didn't exist then.
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