Saturday, December 26, 2009

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

you answerHow many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
aww..i like squirrels.How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I don't know how many?
NONE!! squirells cant screw in lightbulbs.
as amny as it takes they're all nuts. a squirrel ran away from my friends and i today.
The same amount that it took to put the first one in ... take the first one out... and put this one in.
Thats from Spongebob, i forget the answer i just know it ends in ';........... because they're so darn stupid!';
actually this is not possible! have u ever seen squirells screw in a light bulb? i dont think so i think a smarter question could b how many hamsters could screw in a light bulb
What are you nuts?





Hahaha get it, nuts? I crack myself up. :)
(Krusty Krab)


Doggie Williams: Hi everybody! I'm gonna cut the jokes and skip right to the part where I throw pies at you!





SpongeBob: ...and fish.... P.U.! How can a creature that spends so much time in the water smell so bad? I mean, really! ';Soap, soap, what is soap?';


Audience: (Huge laughter)


SpongeBob: And don't even get me started on starfish!


Patrick: ';Haw, Haw, Haw!!';


Fish: What smells rotten and puts people to sleep?


SpongeBob: Uhh.. noxious gas?


Fish: No! Your act!


spongebob: How many squirrels does it take to screw in a light bulb??


Fish: HOW MANY?


Spongebob: None, because there so darn stupid!!! (Audience laughs)
2 one to hold it and other to screw it in
15.6 and one pig
umm...13. 12 to put in the litebulb, 1 to be lazy and play ninepins. (get it? from that one kid story about the squirrel who gets his tail cut off, hence today's chipmunk? I forget the story's name.
TWO IF YOU CAN GET THEM IN THERE
i would like to buy a vowel... an x?
1970973206278629876329016194763298746398鈥?squirrels b/c they all keep electricutiing themselves
None, they ate the bulb?
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